Functional Verbal Illiteracy – In response to any question, the first words out of your mouth should never be, “I mean…”
Cut my own hair today. This is a recent trend begun two haircuts ago after years of having my wife cut my hair using the dog grooming paraphernalia. Using the free #50 blade and set of hair gauges included the Iast time she ordered electric Oster clippers for the dogs, I thought it turned out well. She still has to do a slight bit of trimming around the back of my neck. She doesn’t care for the shorter style I’ve elected to go with and commented by saying I looked like I was preparing to enter prison.
At yesterday’s Car Show the oddest spectator I noticed was a Bubbazoid who in addition to being the only person wearing bib-overalls carried a holstered semi-automatic carefully placed so as to not be concealed between the bib and the t-shirt he wore. (yes, he was wearing a trucker style cap of course)
After ‘Saving Private Ryan’ thought I was finished with World War Two but Ken Burns may change that.