no idiot left behind

Saw this book title- ‘Complete Idiots Guide to the Kama Sutra’ and thought, “Is this really necessary?” If they are true idiots, do they need to be engaged in a practice that might result in producing more idiots? Hopefully they read and understood the ‘Complete Idiots Guide to Birth Control’ but that’s probably expecting too much since we’re talking about idiots. One possible solution is to first give them a copy of ‘The Pop-Up Kama Sutra’. Ouch, paper cuts!

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About Marcus

Who me? Introverted, neurotic, self-absorbed, increasingly cynical observer of human nature and part time social critic in hiding. Most of my life spent avoiding growing up. The naive idealistic passions of youth have evolved into the eclectic eccentricities of adulthood. Northeast Florida small-town native, related to people I can't relate to. Simultaneously my own best friend and worst enemy. Politically and spiritually unaffiliated, my personal ideologies put me all over the map or off it completely.
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2 Responses to no idiot left behind

  1. We all think you’re too funny for LJ.

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