touts itself as “a leader in breaking news and original journalism”

Recent item (Grooming for sexual success) at caught my eye. Thinking it had to do with fashion apparel and accessories, I opened the link expecting to learn exactly why my preference for denim jeans and t-shirts decreased the chance of intimacy. What I found was a guide to personal hygiene of the “nether regions” with a link to another article about “pubic hair grooming”. And I thought I would be admonished for going “commando”. I did learn that pineapple juice, as opposed to beer, is the fluid to consume prior to any activity if your partner has a discerning palate.


About Marcus

Who me? Introverted, neurotic, self-absorbed, increasingly cynical observer of human nature and part time social critic in hiding. Most of my life spent avoiding growing up. The naive idealistic passions of youth have evolved into the eclectic eccentricities of adulthood. Northeast Florida small-town native, related to people I can't relate to. Simultaneously my own best friend and worst enemy. Politically and spiritually unaffiliated, my personal ideologies put me all over the map or off it completely.
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2 Responses to touts itself as “a leader in breaking news and original journalism”

  1. dearest_b says:

    Oh dear, i want to ask SO many questions, yet feel i shouldn’t.
    No, please.
    Don’t let me go there.

  2. patsyterrell says:

    I knew beer wasn’t good, but I didn’t know that pineapple juice was the answer. And who says time spent surfing is not productive? Being between relationships right now, it’s not information I can make immediate use of, but I’m certain to file it away for future reference.

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