personal “endowment” maybe

Browsing thru a recent copy of Creative Loafing (Charlotte edition) I saw an advert which caused me to pause. According to a local doctor, his practice isn’t about plastic surgery but rather “personal empowerment”. Hmmm. I don’t think it will catch on though. Can’t imagine a group of beer swilling semi-evolved simians ogling some young specimen while commenting on her choice of “personal empowerment”.

Wasn’t quite as crass as the advert I saw some years ago in one of those slick upscale downtown community mags that showed the before and after photos in profile and said “we turn mole-hills into mountains”.

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About Marcus

Who me? Introverted, neurotic, self-absorbed, increasingly cynical observer of human nature and part time social critic in hiding. Most of my life spent avoiding growing up. The naive idealistic passions of youth have evolved into the eclectic eccentricities of adulthood. Northeast Florida small-town native, related to people I can't relate to. Simultaneously my own best friend and worst enemy. Politically and spiritually unaffiliated, my personal ideologies put me all over the map or off it completely.
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