Druids need SPAM too!

Somewhere on the web recently I must have put my email out at the wrong location because the SPAM I’m receiving is non-stop. (dozens per hour, thankfully Yahoo identifies and puts it in a separate BULK folder for easy deletion) Among the usual iPod/laptop/espressomaker/VioxxSettlement/Viagra/CellPhone/etc offers, I’ve noticed a large number of services aimed at “christians”. One of the recent SPAM headers said – “Remove your debt the Christian way”. Let’s see, that would be praying for it to go away? Other christian financial services appear regularly including mortgage refinancing offers. If I remember my bible lessons (yes it has been a LONG time) the only instance when Jesus lost his temper and got really pissed was at the money changers. Hmmm. I think there is a lesson to be learned but apparently some folks have missed the point. Another offer I receive is to meet christian singles in my area. Are they required to sign a document promising “abstention until marriage” form to qualify? I never see SPAM catering to non-christians. Oh wait, yes I have- probably the “singles who put out on the first date” emails.

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About Marcus

Who me? Introverted, neurotic, self-absorbed, increasingly cynical observer of human nature and part time social critic in hiding. Most of my life spent avoiding growing up. The naive idealistic passions of youth have evolved into the eclectic eccentricities of adulthood. Northeast Florida small-town native, related to people I can't relate to. Simultaneously my own best friend and worst enemy. Politically and spiritually unaffiliated, my personal ideologies put me all over the map or off it completely.
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3 Responses to Druids need SPAM too!

  1. dog_inheaven says:

    The same thing has happened to me. You know I use to have a tooth that crossed another tooth. I miss it so…

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