Welcome to “Bud Bowl” MMMCCLXVII. This year’s match-up pits the Panama Reds against the Columbian Golds and it’s sure to be a real smoker. This game will weed out the winners from the losers, but to be blunt, both teams are fired up and looking forward to really mowing each other’s grass, to cop a phrase. The Golds are famous for their shotgun formation, but the Reds are known for their hard hits. Expect to see pass receivers frequently running zig-zag patterns.
Entertainment during this year’s halftime show will be the ‘Doobage Brothers’ performing their ‘hit’ cover version of the ‘Brownie-ville Station’ oldie “Smokin’ In The Locker Room”.
So freshen your bongwater, grab plenty of munchies, prop your feet up and get ready for a chronically good time.
(is it just me or does anyone else think allowing brewers to sponsor sports events while requiring athletes to pass drug tests is a conflict of interest?)