Walking On The Road To Nirvana With A Pooper-Scooper Trying Not To Step In It
Taoism – sh*t happens
Confucianism – Confucius say, ” sh*t happens”
Islam – sh*t happening is the will of Allah
Zen – what is the sound of sh*t happening?
Hinduism – this sh*t has happened before
Catholicism – if sh*t happens you deserve it
Judaism – why does this sh*t always happen to us?
Calvinism – sh*t happens because you don’t work hard enough
Christian Science – if sh*t happens, pray and it will go away
Protestantism – let sh*t happen to someone else
Atheism – sh*t happens for no reason
Agnosticism – maybe sh*t happens, maybe it doesn’t
Hare Krishna – sh*t happens, sh*t happens, sh*t happens
Stoicism – sh*t happens; I can take it
Jehovah’s Witnesses – let us in and we will tell you why sh*t happens
Rastafarianism – let’s smoke this sh*t and see what happens
Televangelism – send us your money or sh*t will happen
I stole this from some long forgotten source, added the last item and posted it on my web site. If you can think of any others, I’ll post your additions.