Comparative Analysis of World Religious Philosophies

Walking On The Road To Nirvana With A Pooper-Scooper Trying Not To Step In It

Taoism – sh*t happens
Confucianism – Confucius say, ” sh*t happens”
Islam – sh*t happening is the will of Allah
Zen – what is the sound of sh*t happening?
Hinduism – this sh*t has happened before
Catholicism – if sh*t happens you deserve it
Judaism – why does this sh*t always happen to us?
Calvinism – sh*t happens because you don’t work hard enough
Christian Science – if sh*t happens, pray and it will go away
Protestantism – let sh*t happen to someone else
Atheism – sh*t happens for no reason
Agnosticism – maybe sh*t happens, maybe it doesn’t
Hare Krishna – sh*t happens, sh*t happens, sh*t happens
Stoicism – sh*t happens; I can take it
Jehovah’s Witnesses – let us in and we will tell you why sh*t happens
Rastafarianism – let’s smoke this sh*t and see what happens
Televangelism – send us your money or sh*t will happen

I stole this from some long forgotten source, added the last item and posted it on my web site. If you can think of any others, I’ll post your additions.


About Marcus

Who me? Introverted, neurotic, self-absorbed, increasingly cynical observer of human nature and part time social critic in hiding. Most of my life spent avoiding growing up. The naive idealistic passions of youth have evolved into the eclectic eccentricities of adulthood. Northeast Florida small-town native, related to people I can't relate to. Simultaneously my own best friend and worst enemy. Politically and spiritually unaffiliated, my personal ideologies put me all over the map or off it completely.
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One Response to Comparative Analysis of World Religious Philosophies

  1. mrsmartian says:

    Hey! I have that T shirt. 😉

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